Text Message Jokes
Text Message Jokes
Short Jokes that can be used as Text messages or SMS
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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A baby fish asked her mother: Why can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for fish, it's made for “selfish”.
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How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
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Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Q. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have…Girlfriends!!
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
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Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
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