Rude Text Messages
Rude Text Messages
Funny rude messages
Some mean and rude text jokes, we don't encourage to rude but sometime its really worth it 
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat
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From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
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For me, you’ve always been ..
a headache !
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Don't marry for money; borrow it. It's cheaper...
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You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
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Sex is like pizza.
When its good,
its VERY GOOD.
When its bad,
its Still pretty good
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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It's men like you that make women gay.
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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”
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Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
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I fart to make you smell better.
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I will come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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Vodafone regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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