Naughty Text Messages
Naughty Text Messages
Text Messages Naughty
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swaddled,when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
What's the difference between a woman and a magnet??
A magnet has a positive side
Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
"We must believe in luck.
For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like
t's not the people who are in prison that worry me.
It's the people who aren't
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Someday u may lose your hair. you may lose ur teeth or ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose what you don't have!
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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Nice though, horrible execution.
Well, have you ever use text messages translation? or ever send text messages? otherwise, you are not in this planet... browse the internet more often, so that you know, and not so ignorance..ha ha ha