Hilarious Pick up lines
Hilarious Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
give me your phone number, woman!
Boy : Do you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Well if you are going to argue lets forget the whole thing.
I might not be the best-looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you
man: is your name gillete?
woman: no why?
man: cuz your the best a man can get
What's your jersey?.. your name and your number?
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
For Muslim chicks: If I get 72 virgins in heaven that look like you, I'd blow myself up right now.
...do you know cpr...because you take my breath away
Have you called heaven today?? cuzz I know they are worried about their missing angel
i should just kiss heaven good bye, because looking this good has gotta be a sin.
if I had a nickel everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I would have 5 cents
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby im lost at sea
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