Boy was trying 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says not all this before marriage
Boy Don’t worry I am already married

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Tomorrow is World's Day of Cleanliness. Make your own contribution ... don't get out of home !

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You wanna be the sun of my life???
Then stay 149 million km away from me.

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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?

Neighbor's Dog!
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog

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Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
Because God can't make the same Mistake twice

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Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you

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Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.???

Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump

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I like three things: Pizza, Pepsi and you. Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink and you to pay the bill.

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A pessimist sees the glass half empty, an optimist sees it half full, and the realist, just add whisky and say cheers.

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One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him, my goodness that was a mirror.

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Height of bad luck i am just wanted to kiss beautiful, intelligent,smart,cute person on this world but what to do my lips cannot touch my cheeks.

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who is cute? its you
who is jolly? its you
who is great? its you
who is smart? its you
who is sweetest? its you
and who is joking?of course its me

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A house was on the fire with 25 people inside. A blonde went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out but she was jailed. Why? because all 6 were firemen.

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School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays."

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