Funny Pick Up Lines
Funny Pick Up Lines
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Did you just fart? [No, why?] Because you just blew me away.
I've got a black belt in tongue foo. Wanna fight?
I think there's something wrong with my phone....it doesn't have your number in it
Do you have a mirror in your pants....girl says: no why...boy: cause i see myself in them
Was your dad a boxer?
Cause you're a knock-out
Are you a parking ticket? Cuzz you have fine written all over you
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice that you look an awful lot like my next girlfriend
my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in
Let's cut the crap and Kiss!
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
do you have a pen??
because i have to put you on my to do list.
I bet you $20 you're not going to give me your number
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Do you have a bandaid? Cuzz I scraped my knee falling for you
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
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