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Cute Messages
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A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!
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Everyone Has A Weakness...
You Just Happen To Be Mine
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It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees
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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong
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I know I'm beautiful but I still need my make-up.
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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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Keep the smile
Leave the tear
Think of joy
Forget the fear
Hold the laugh
Leave the pain
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If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm
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All men are idiots, and I married their king.
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And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
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Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn't have to do it
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
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Kissing is the language of love,
care to indulge in a little conversation?
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Bald Guys never have a bad hair day
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I've fallen in love many times... always with you.
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Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful...
Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks I Am!"
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luv ya cutie pie!!
them: whats wrong?
you: nothin it just my teddy bear is in the wash and i need someone to cuddle .. and i thought you'd like to ..