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no matter where life takes you promise we'll always be friends. send this to ten great friends including me or you'll lose the one you love.



i went for an xray today and the found something in my heart....it was you!! send this to all your closest mates if you get back more than 7 you are a great mate to have!!!


Hi don't panic but I'm in hospital, I poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb. Doctors say I will be out in the spring.



Those innocent eyes...Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk...Smoothest talk...Absoloutely gorgeous...Thats enough aboout me - How r u?


send me the 4th picture in your phone, no matter how funny,naughty,or crazy it is. Send this to everyone in your phone, and see all the crazy pics you get back



1. You cannot touch all of the teeth in your mouth with your tongue.

2. You are an idiot, because you actually just tried.

3. You are now laughing at your stupidity.




Send this to five other people you love or you'll have a heart attack tomorrow!


Love may not last forever, but true friendship should. Send this to all of your true friends in less than 10min.



"BREAKING NEWS!!! Patient escaped from a mental facility today, $10,000.00 if found...... now you know I love you, but where you at???!!!"

 

Send these Funny Chain text messages to your friends NOW, otherwise your cellphone will explode tonight 

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avatar rileigh
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In 2010 the government is shipping all the retards away. Now when i heard about this i thought of u and i was deppressed but bring your crayons and ill miss you!!
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avatar Ndjckfivmfkc
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I got this today :D
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avatar josh
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in 2010 the goverment are shipping retards abroad. my eyes filled with tears at the thought of losing u ... be good n dont forget ur crayons ... lol
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avatar alyyy
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describe me in 1 word! JUST ONE! send this to all your friends and see what u get back.
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avatar Whojathink
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An Idiot
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avatar Molly Jones
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can i ask you a massive favour. I know loads of people will have already asked but can i borrow your face for halloween!!
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avatar MIND UR OWN BUISNESS
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BIRDY BIRDY IN A SKY LEFT A POOPIE IN MY EYE. ME DONT CARE, ME DONT CRY, ME JUST GLAD THAT A COW DONT FLY.
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avatar emogirrl95
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A special kiss from your future love is coming! Send this to 10 people in the next 5 minutes and he/she wil kiss you tommorrow!
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avatar maximus
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a girl said 2 me "come on over theres no one home" i went to her house and no one was home
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avatar KELLY
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FOR AN EMERGENCY SCROLL DOWN!!!!!






I SAID FOR AN EMERGENCY RETARD!!
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avatar Keyairra
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What's missing in H_RT? EA or U?
pick EA & youll get a heart!
if you pick U, you will get hurt!


I'd pick U cuz its better to get hurt than have a heart without U...
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avatar Rachel
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Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album. Simon Cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly people. The bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it... there’s a tenner init for ya!
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avatar rEMOR
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You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
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avatar colacticas mariitinstanson
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life is for living , living is for life so live your life and remember life is for living and living is for life . twice !
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avatar Mrs Keely Edward Grimes
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Happy Valentines Day. . .
I know its early bu I have so many good looking friends to say it to so thats why im sending it to the ugly ones first..........
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