Chain Text Messages
no matter where life takes you promise we'll always be friends. send this to ten great friends including me or you'll lose the one you love.
i went for an xray today and the found something in my heart....it was you!! send this to all your closest mates if you get back more than 7 you are a great mate to have!!!
Hi don't panic but I'm in hospital, I poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb. Doctors say I will be out in the spring.
Those innocent eyes...Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk...Smoothest talk...Absoloutely gorgeous...Thats enough aboout me - How r u?
send me the 4th picture in your phone, no matter how funny,naughty,or crazy it is. Send this to everyone in your phone, and see all the crazy pics you get back
1. You cannot touch all of the teeth in your mouth with your tongue.
2. You are an idiot, because you actually just tried.
3. You are now laughing at your stupidity.
Send this to five other people you love or you'll have a heart attack tomorrow!
Love may not last forever, but true friendship should. Send this to all of your true friends in less than 10min.
"BREAKING NEWS!!! Patient escaped from a mental facility today, $10,000.00 if found...... now you know I love you, but where you at???!!!"
Send these Funny Chain text messages to your friends NOW, otherwise your cellphone will explode tonight

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I SAID FOR AN EMERGENCY RETARD!!
pick EA & youll get a heart!
if you pick U, you will get hurt!
I'd pick U cuz its better to get hurt than have a heart without U...
I know its early bu I have so many good looking friends to say it to so thats why im sending it to the ugly ones first..........